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Your Victoria Azarenka News Round-Up (With Porn Music)

Posted by gauloises1 on December 21, 2009

So someone’s been busy. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Victoria Azarenka has split with her coach, Antonio van Grichen. There’s been no official word on the reason for the split, but a report from Portuguese media blames ‘communication problems’.

There’s also been no word on who might coach Azarenka now, but van Grichen has reportedly already moved on to Vera Zvonareva – who’s also snapped up Ana Ivanovic’s old fitness trainer, Scott Byrnes.

Although not speaking out on the coaching issue as yet, Azarenka has confirmed her participation in the Family Circle Cup at Charleston and been featured in SOBeFit magazine. Which is apparently a thing.

Also, please enjoy this instructive ‘behind the scenes’ video. With porn music. Not that I know what that sounds like or anything.

12 Responses to “Your Victoria Azarenka News Round-Up (With Porn Music)”

  1. whitelinefervor said

    OMG – that’s Dwight Howard of my Orlando Magic tall gentlemen fame! What a bizarro combo!

    • gauloises1 said

      Finally, your tall gentlemen are vaguely relevant!

    • AmyLu said

      The combo is indeed bizarre on multiple levels…Dwight is like a big, goofy kid who’s always smiling and happy (and sometimes criticized for not being intense, competitive enough) and well, can’t say Vika receives the same criticisms. :)

    • naughty T said

      he’s huge and will dunk on you!!! please.
      she on the other hand has a huge chin and will dump you.

  2. Mlle. Marseillaise (a.k.a Joan) said

    Dear Vika, you should work on being a nicer human being. I don’t know you but I can tell that you were a mega-bitch to the make-up artist. Well…that’s the only explanation I can think of to justify your crack whore/pill-popping socialite look.

  3. lauren said

    Horseface. She is the female Horseface.

    Sorry, I’ve just got a lifetime of hatred for girls who think that being blonde entitles them to be called gorgeous.

  4. mina said

    two words: Celine Dion

    may i add that Vika, much as i really like the girl, is trying waaayyy too hard to be the next Masha. in photoshoots (sadly) that is.

  5. Jess said

    Thank you! Now I know why I can’t root for her. I don’t like Celine Dion either!

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