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Archive for July, 2010

Delpo To Play Bangkok, US Open & Be a Unicorn, Probably.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 23, 2010

I thought that getting absolutely no information on Delpo’s probable return to the tour was bad. But the morass of contradictory rumours going around of late is possibly worse.

So today, it was announced that Delpo would play the Thailand Open starting September 24th. (That’s the week after the Davis Cup semi-final which he may or may not be being a unicorn in or around, or not.) It was announced, not entirely coincidentally, by the Thailand Open.

“I am looking forward to playing the PTT Thailand Open on my return from injury,” said Del Potro.

“I really enjoyed myself on my last visit to Bangkok and hope for good results at this year’s tournament.”

source

So Siam is going to be the witness of the ultimate test of wristular fitness (which thrills me more than any muddy old river or reclining Buddha). It seems plausible enough, given that Delpo had already said that he wanted to be healthy to play in the Davis Cup semi-final or maybe sooner. And the tournament, after all, would have no reason whatsoever to exaggerate the chances of this happening.

But wait! Delpo’s still on the provisional entry list for the US Open. Despite the fact that it’s customary in this kind of situation for players to remain on such a list until shortly before the tournament when they know for sure whether or not they will be able to play, this somehow segued into Delpo being ‘expected’ to play the US Open. When this met with consternation from the intertennisfanpunditnetosphere, the USTA rather huffily backed up its statement by insisting that Delpo was already hitting, according to spokesman Tim Curry. Although this contradicts Delpo’s comments last week that he would only return to the courts after a couple of weeks of strengthening work, the USTA apparently had the information from a member of Delpo’s team.

The only comment I can find is from Ugo Colombini, Delpo’s agent, who said “Del Potro is working and hopefully he will be back soon.” Admittedly I haven’t turned over any every stone, but assuming this is the comment that the USTA is referring to as their source, it seems a bit nebulous to justify this much fuss – unless there’s been a mistranslation somewhere, or the USTA genuinely took ‘working’ as synonymous with ‘hitting’, or, you know, wanted to milk some publicity out of the situation without any particular regard for the player, his fans or the facts.

Am I being too harsh? Probably. I’m sure the USTA had really good reasons for saying what they did and nobody forced the intertennisfanpunditnetosphere to jump on it like they did, after all. Also, I’m 90% sure they’re full of crap and should shut up. (Unless spokesman Tim Curry is actually  Tim Curry, in which case all is forgiven, and no, I haven’t seen your tambourine.) We’ll see. But while it seems to be popular to indict Delpo and his team for their lack of communication, I really don’t know if that’s the issue here. Is it that inconceivable that there isn’t a definite return date because he simply doesn’t know when he’ll be able to come back? He hasn’t hit a ball since May. He hasn’t played a match since January. And I don’t care how encouraging his doctor’s reports allegedly were, there’s absolutely no way to know if the wrist will hold up until he actually starts practicing again. What exactly is he supposed to communicate? And wearing as this uncertainty is for the tour and his fans, I’m fairly sure it’s a lot, lot worse for Delpo. I’m sure that he’d love to attempt to defend his US Open title. I’m sure he’d love to play for Argentina against France. I’m equally sure that he has no way to know at this point whether or not he will definitively be able to, or what risks and rewards might potentially be associated with doing so, or whether he’ll be able to play in 2010 at all. And that sucks, but it’s the way it is. So can we just slightly leave him alone to find out?

Anyway. Jorge from FueBuena tweeted earlier that he had spoken to a member of Delpo’s team and confirmed that Delpo wasn’t hitting yet, which was backed up by GRIP magazine and accords with what Delpo said last week. And frankly I would trust their information much further than I could throw the entire USTA right now – and I’m fuelled with anger (and wine). Whatever Delpo’s situation is right now, I hope that all this crap isn’t making it worse.

He’ll come back when he comes back. Unhelpful but true, in the best koan tradition. 

In the meantime, reality is what you make of it.

End transmission.

P.S. USTA – to quote C. J. Cregg, “Shut up. You’re annoying.”

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Bad Day for JJ, Petko and Kolya.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 23, 2010

Not a great day in some ways. The slumping Alize Cornet knocked out top seed, defending champion and fantastic blogger Andrea Petkovic 62 75 in Bad Gastein. Then JJ rolled her ankle against Anastasia Yakimova and was forced to retire 1-0 down in the third set.

In Hamburg, Kolya was pretty much taken to the woodshed by Andrey Golubev, 64 64. The scoreline doesn’t look as terrible as it was, from what I saw.

Have a classically ridiKolyous photo to make up for it.

Kolya’s loss means that there are just three seeds left in Hamburg after last week’s things Almagro and Montanes also lost. Luckily for me, two of said three seeds are Boss and Nose Job …

Bad Gastein

Singles – Second Round
Alizé Cornet (FRA) d. (1) Andrea Petkovic (GER) 62 75
(WC) Patricia Mayr (AUT) d. (7) Tathiana Garbin (ITA) 63 64
Julia Goerges (GER) d. Mariya Koryttseva (UKR) 62 75
Yvonne Meusburger (AUT) d. Lucie Hradecka (CZE) 75 75

Doubles – Quarterfinals
(1) Benesova/Zahlavova Strycova (CZE/CZE) d. Klemenschits/Sevastova (AUT/LAT) 64 61
(3) Goerges/Groenefeld (GER/GER) d. (WC) Hofmanova/Hrdinova (AUT/CZE) 62 26 105
(4) Bacsinszky/Garbin (SUI/ITA) d. Dzehalevich/Poutchek (BLR/BLR) 75 61

Hamburg

Singles – Third Round
A Golubev (KAZ) d [1] N Davydenko (RUS) 64 64
[3] J Melzer (AUT) d J Chardy (FRA) 75 76(4)
[6] J Ferrero (ESP) d J Nieminen (FIN) 62 36 64
[7] T Bellucci (BRA) d [10] P Kohlschreiber (GER) 75 64
F Mayer (GER) d M Gonzalez (ARG) 76(1) 60
A Seppi (ITA) d F Fognini (ITA) 64 64
D Istomin (UZB) d [WC] J Reister (GER) 36 63 76(3)
P Starace (ITA) d [Q] P Riba (ESP) 46 64 64

Doubles – Quarter-finals
[WC] A Beck (GER) / C Kas (GER) d [3] F Cermak (CZE) / M Mertinak (SVK) 62 76(7)
M Lopez (ESP) / D Marrero (ESP) d [4] W Moodie (RSA) / D Norman (BEL) 67(4) 64 10-7
J Chardy (FRA) / P Mathieu (FRA) d S Aspelin (SWE) / P Hanley (AUS) 63 10 ret. (Aspelin – neck)
M Melo (BRA) / B Soares (BRA) d F Polasek (SVK) / S Stakhovsky (UKR) 76(5) 64

Portoroz

Singles – Second Round
(Q) Anastasiya Yakimova (BLR) d. (1) Jelena Jankovic (SRB) 16 63 10 ret. (left ankle injury)
(3) Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) d. Rossana de los Ríos (PAR) 63 60
Johanna Larsson (SWE) d. Maria Elena Camerin (ITA) 75 61
Ksenia Pervak (RUS) d. (Q) Alexandra Panova (RUS) 62 75

Doubles – Quarterfinals
(2) Kondratieva/Uhlirova (RUS/CZE) d. (WC) Bovina/Klepac (RUS/SLO) 76(4) 63
Chakvetadze/Erakovic (RUS/NZL) d. Hercog/Martic (SLO/CRO) 64 63

Posted in bad gastein, hamburg, nikolay davydenko, portoroz | Tagged: , , | 1 Comment »

No Lols, Just Kudos.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 23, 2010

The Andy Roddick Foundation are building a new $8.2 million tennis centre in Texas Hills (I’m guessing it’s in Texas) to serve as a training ground for Roddick’s Youth Tennis Programme, which aims to give underprivileged children the opportunity to learn tennis.

That’s just … good.

OK, some lols.

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The Austro-Hungarian Empire. Famous for Fuck All.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 22, 2010

All they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard, as many important historians have said. Although they did indirectly lead to two of my favourite things: Embers by Sandor Marai, and now the best set of player party photos since Linz (not that one).

I mean, it’s pretty hard for tournaments these days to really stand out, especially if they aren’t a big name like Indian Wells, or don’t have any striking local indigenous fauna. So frankly, all credit to the people at Bad Gastein for taking the little-used approach of hearkening back to their history as a fashionable spa resort in the nineteenth century. (Thanks, Wikipedia!)

Alize. Sweet as a little pie.

Probably should have taken off the wristbands though.

For a good few minutes, I was trying to understand why I didn’t remember Sorana playing this tournament. Sorry, Julia Goerges.

There are a few unfortunate tan lines going on here.

Petkorazzi practices her royal wave.

Not another evening among the ton listening to the latest on-dits, Patricia Mayr seems to say.

It’s not that I don’t like Timea Bacsinszky. It’s just that whatever you dress her in, she always looks like she’s just been dragged out of a crack den. By her hair. Through a hedge.

I’m not going to lie, I don’t know if this is a player or a random bit of muslin, but I really want that dress.

And saving the best until last …

Khader Nouni. Officer. Gentleman. Possible doorman. 

God among men. 

Posted in alize cornet, andrea petkovic, bad gastein, ioana raluca olaru, julia goerges, khader nouni, patricia mayr, yvonne meusberger | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 5 Comments »

Softest-Haired, Craziest-Eyed Wedding Ever.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 22, 2010

I can’t remember if I mentioned it at the time, but newly-minted tweeter Janko Tipsarevic married his girlfriend Biljana Sevesic before the Davis Cup tie against Croatia – with Davis Cup teammates in attendance. Have some photos.

She’s gorgeous. He’s gorgeous.

But … is that really what you want on your wedding day? Weird armpit boobs?

I think I have it figured out; Nole was inflicting temporary deafness on himself in order not to hear the crowd in Split.

Case closed.

HCFoo has these and more.

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“Training Bloc”.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 20, 2010

… I’m sorry, I want to be on this holiday.

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Shy and Retiring.

Posted by gauloises1 on July 19, 2010

Having been mildly puzzled by Marat’s unique definition of retirement as basically being seen more than he was before he embarked on his year-long farewell tour, I quite enjoyed this from the Net Post:

Quite a few remarkable tennis champions are moving smoothly into the political world. Thomas Johansson of Sweden, the Australian Open champion in 2002, and Marat Safin, the player he defeated in that final but who won a couple of grand slam titles himself, are among the new movers and shakers. Johansson had a substantial part to play in helping to assemble a very decent field in Bastad last week and he is the tournament director for the IF Stockholm Open in October.

Johansson was working the field during Wimbledon, attempting to persuade as many players as possible of the delights of the Swedish capital (that should not be too difficult). So, too was Safin, on behalf of Moscow and the Kremlin Cup which, wouldn’t you know it, falls in exactly the same week at Stockholm. That should have made for an interesting conversation should the two men have crossed paths, which one is certain they did.

“I just want to bring more players to our tournament,” said Safin. “We need to make the event more interesting. Lately we have struggled with tennis players. The people in Russia want to see more good quality.”

It is hard to imagine Safin behind a desk ploughing through e-mails and correspondence, but he says he is having a whale of a time. “I sit down, I answer the phone,” he said. “Life is very good.” He is hoping to help re-structure the Russian Federation and is working with a new team in Moscow to put his many impressive ideas into place.

Marat the mover and shaker.

Marat also dropped a typically optimistic assessment of Dinara’s situation:

Marat went on to discourse about Dinara, his sister, who has been struggling badly with injujries and a lack of confidence. After being No 1 in the world through much of last year, she is currently No 33 and has fallen off the radar. “She has a stress fracture in her spine,” Marat confided. “She has been playing in pain and that is no way to play. She should take off a chunk of time, re-evaluate and stop trying to play through the pain. I think she should take a six-month rest and think about the future.”

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The Withdrawal Method: Ferru Out of Hamburg

Posted by gauloises1 on July 19, 2010

David Ferrer has been forced to withdraw from Hamburg with a shoulder injury. Which is annoying.

To compensate, have some belated video (thanks kefuoe) from Bastad, where they like to shoot their interviews really, really close up:

And some bonus tongue. Never say I don’t give you anything.

Gael Monfils has also withdrawn from Hamburg due to the ankle injury suffered during the Stuttgart final.

Posted in bstaad, david ferrer, hamburg, the withdrawal method, video | Tagged: | 7 Comments »

WTA Week Ahead: Bad Gastein, Portoroz

Posted by gauloises1 on July 19, 2010

Less mental confusion for the ladies, who are dividing their energies between clay and hard courts, but staying firmly rooted in Europe. Despite this, various websites are referring to them as ‘beginning their US Open campaign’. Taking a hell of a run-up if that’s the case, I’m just saying.

Bad Gastein

Amazing to think there was a time when I didn’t know who Andrea Petkovic was. And yet I have no memory of this event whatsoever, so there’s the proof.

Draw here.

Top seeds: Andrea Petkovic, Timea Bacsinszky, Anabel Medina Garrigues, Klara Zakopalova, Sybille Bammer, Barbora Zahlalova Strycova, Tathiana Garbin, Anastasija Sevastova

Big Question of the Week: how did Timea Bacsinszky get seeded ahead of Medina Garrigues?

Portoroz

Oh, Dinara.

Draw here.

Top seeds: Jelena Jankovic, Petra Kvitova, Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, Sara Errani, Dominika Cibulkova, Vera Dushevina, Polona Hercog, Sofia Arvidsson

Big Question of the Week: Just how much is Portoroz paying these women in appearance fees? 

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ATP Week Ahead: Atlanta, Hamburg

Posted by gauloises1 on July 19, 2010

The tour gets schizophrenic again this week as some of it heads off to hard courts to get a head start on the US Open series, while the rest of it clings doggedly to clay.

Atlanta

OK, so Robby Ginepri isn’t technically the defending champ, but I’m pretty sure this is the tournament that used to be Indianaopolis. And I like to scare you all every so often by reminding you that if you’re not careful and fail to maintain constant vigilance, Robby Ginepri will win things.

Draw here.

Top seeds: Andy Roddick (WC), John Isner, Lleyton Hewitt, Horacio Zeballos, Janko Tipsarevic, Mardy Fish, Xavier Malisse, Benjamin Becker

Big Question of the Week: Do they really have mermaids in Atlanta?

Hamburg

Draw here.

Top seeds: Kolya, Ferru, Jurgen Melzer, Gael Monfils, Nicolas Almagro, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Thomaz Bellucci, Albert Montanes

Big Question of the Week: Can babydaddy Gilles Simon start drawing down the green? If not, can Ferru or Boss or Nose Job please win this thing? Thanks.

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