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Crazy Patty Schnyder Lives Up To The Name

Posted by gauloises1 on May 16, 2009

How have I never seen this before?!

It’s the official website for Schnyder’s book The White Mile, and it’s frankly terrifying.

OK, it’s old – publication is apparently scheduled for “March 2008” – but still.

For more info on Patty and her batshit husband, check this. Or just google “crazy Patty Schnyder”.

15 Responses to “Crazy Patty Schnyder Lives Up To The Name”

  1. fome said

    There are spiders crawling all over the “White Mile” homepage…are they supposed to represent the creepiness that is Rainer Hoffman?

    • Sapphisto said

      Actually, from the neck on down, she’s hotter than Hades, ladies. It’s just the bit on top (not to mention the husband) that makes it all a bit of a shame.

      Ew. Too bad.

  2. Joan said

    That picture horrifes me. Patty isn’t supposed to be hot (which is why this attempt fails) and the look in her eyes says that she’s planning our deaths. Also, “white mile” makes me think of cocaine not tennis. The website scares the hell out of me.

    On a much happier off topic note, Grigor Dimitrov’s birthday is today. Yay! I send him lust filled hugs.

  3. Sapphisto said

    Oh god. So I finally went and checked out the links you gave, G, and you’re so right. Terrifying!

    There are some minds whose inner workings I’d love to get to know (no guesses for who would be top of that list! LOL, especially after today) but this…

    Hot body or no, pic this: Sapph heading for the hills at a VERY high rate of (k)nots! Good lord.

  4. ayliya said

    The music, the spider, the skull in the window of the house. Scary.

    • gauloises1 said

      And here you thought I was just dissing her for being unconventional. That’s not how I roll 🙂

  5. whitelinefervor said

    OMG – that just gave me an infection, didn’t it? (I mean, other than the one I already have).

    • Sapphisto said

      LOL, no, I’m just so used to hearing the “crazy Patty” stuff I literally long since stopped paying attention. I thought it was mostly because she can look a little crazed on court at the best of times, plus the whole stupid book thing that’s been out there forever but never seems to come any closer to completion: “Oh woe is us, the whole world is out to get usand we’re really so nice and normal!”

      (Woe is us? Woe is we? Woe are us? WoesRUs? Woebegone?! LMAO…)

      Well, that theory is now debunked in a very big way. *shudder*

      And quit being coy, G, you rock AND roll! 😉

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