New Balls, Please

"Climbing the Comeback Mountain with the Tower of Tandil."

  • Recent Posts

  • Unhealthily Obsessed With

    agnieszka radwanska alize cornet amelie mauresmo ana ivanovic andy murray andy roddick aravane rezai ATP ATP week ahead australian open beijing belgrade british tennis bstaad caroline wozniacki cincinnati daniela hantuchova david ferrer david nalbandian davis cup dinara safina doha dubai elena dementieva ernests gulbis estoril fed cup feliciano lopez fernando gonzalez fernando verdasco flavia pennetta francesca schiavone french open gael monfils gilles simon image is everything indian wells jelena jankovic jo-wilfried tsonga john isner juan carlos ferrero juan martin del potro juan monaco julien benneteau justine henin kim clijsters kuala lumpur li na lleyton hewitt los angeles madrid marat safin marcos baghdatis maria kirilenko maria sharapova marin cilic marion bartoli melanie oudin miami mikhail youzhny montreal munich nikolay davydenko novak djokovic paris masters philipp kohlschreiber queens radek stepanek rafael nadal richard gasquet robin soderling roger federer rome sabine lisicki samantha stosur sam querrey serena williams shahar peer shanghai sorana cirstea stuttgart svetlana kuznetsova sydney the withdrawal method thomaz bellucci titlists tokyo tomas berdych tommy robredo us open venus williams vera zvonareva victoria azarenka video wimbledon WTA wta week ahead WTFs yanina wickmayer
  • Categories

Gstaad: Thomaz Bellucci Has a Big Rock

Posted by gauloises1 on August 2, 2009

Nose Job has won his first title, beating Andreas Beck 64 76 for the Gstaad trophy. And you know what that means … picspam!

nj will destroy you

Look at him, all intense and fist-pumpy like a real tennis player.

nj weird face

Point of interest: this is exactly the face I make when I’ve been drinking for hours and my contact lenses start to slip out of position.

Also? I think I’m developing an obsession with his hands.

nj hands


nj i can't see you

Look at those bad boys.

nj feet of clay

You can tell by how happy he looks that he hasn’t seen the trophy yet.

nj too heavy

OK, what is that? A chunk of meteorite? A piece of the Swiss Alps?

nj atlas

And why does it have a Golden Snitch inside?

nj adorable

“And whosoe’er can remove the Snitch from the stone shall be king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.”

14 Responses to “Gstaad: Thomaz Bellucci Has a Big Rock”

  1. Mlle. Marseillaise (a.k.a Joan) said

    I’m sorry but that third pic is just hot. Also, I read “mondobiotech” as “mondobitch” in the last picture. Yes, Bellucci makes me illiterate, I admit it.

  2. Bismarck said

    the picspam of my dreams (haven´t dreamt of nose job yet, but still).

    first titles are such a fun thing if they happen to a player you totes like. it´s all still so new and unbelievable and out of nowhere and unexpected.
    which is to say … NOSE JOB HAS A FUCKING ATP TITLE!!!

  3. irefusetotellyou said

    Maybe that stone opens at the close?

    • C.F. said


      Probably. Will it show the ghosts/imprints of former Gstaad champions to help him face his ultimate quest? Help him reach the top 30, maybe? (I’m not ambitious).

  4. C.F. said


    I’m so happy for Bellucci! He made some crappy choices earlier this year, so it’s great to see that things are starting to happen for him now. Still, awesome as it is that he finally got his first title, he still must improve A LOT. And with his serve, he really should learn how to play on hard courts. I belive could be a better player if he tried hardcourts more. It’s not just because he is Brazilian that he automatically needs to be a clay courter.

  5. […] Provides both hot and hilarious photoage; gets noticeably and suspiciously more attractive and less nasal with each off-season; sometimes […]

  6. Incatrott said

    Hi bro.
    what tell?

  7. ColiEdito said

    Hi bro.

  8. To begin, it should be stated that Colloidal Silver is
    not new, and neither could possibly be the knowing near to the healing components of Silver.
    Or simply use it now and then when you believe you need it.
    Less is more when it comes to these products because too much can severally dry out the skin, making acne even worse.

  9. These sorts of electrical generators are also restricted in a couple of means.
    This is specifically real along with respect to the quantity of
    colloidal silver that you can make utilizing them. If you surpass 15ppm after that you will certainly find it to
    be really difficult to obtain the desired material.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: