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Cincinnati: Now With 100% Less Elf

Posted by gauloises1 on August 17, 2009

Elf has withdrawn from Cincinnati, probably as a result of fatigue and lingering injuries from the past couple of weeks.

jmdp suit

He will, however be available for phone sex.

9 Responses to “Cincinnati: Now With 100% Less Elf”

  1. irefusetotellyou said

    Well PRAISE JESUS for that. (The phone sex part, obvz.)

    I’m glad he’s not overstretching himself with Cincinnati, but I hope he sticks around the area and practices for the USO … neeervvoouss

  2. lauren said

    Oh boy. Perfect for anyone with a fetish for steampunk dress-ups and log cabin scenarios with tall Argentinians in office clothing. Kind of all bases covered.
    Is it just me or is that tie making his eyes go insanely blue?

  3. Mlle. Marseillaise (a.k.a Joan) said

    What number do I dial?

  4. irefusetotellyou said

    1-800-JMDP

    and/or

    1-800-RG4U (rg = argie … get it? got it? good.)

  5. gauloises1 said

    RG4U!

    Excuse me while I lol hysterically. And/or dial frantically.

  6. linz said

    Where is he in that photo???? Why does that location require a suit? Why did he Nando his hair??

    So many questions.

  7. irefusetotellyou said

    Yeah, not entirely sure what is up with the log cabin behind him and the rusty phone he’s holding.

    And Gaul, be warned, his phone line might be busy, because I dial it every 2 seconds.

    … so you might have to settle for Chucho for a bit. Or I’m sure Horseface is free.

  8. lauren said

    I’d settle for Pico. Where is he, btw?

  9. sophienz said

    Where do you get these pictures Gauloises1?
    Where?!

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