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The Ovary Implosion Equation

Posted by gauloises1 on October 28, 2009

I’m thinking it’s “tennis players + little kids”. Seriously.

Marat Safin and my unsung hero Teimuraz Gabashvili visited the Warm Home Charity Foundation, which cares for children from troubled families, in St. Petersburg:

teimuraz gabashvili marat safin kids3

marat safin teimuraz gabashvili kids3

I might need to go and have a cold shower and think about Nicolas Massu for a bit.

11 Responses to “The Ovary Implosion Equation”

  1. naughty T... death of a cabbage patch said

    you hev made me very hyeppy.
    and a bit tumescent.

  2. harini said

    I have no words. I am literally a pile of goo.

  3. Carrie said

    [ovaries hurting]

  4. naughty T... death of a cabbage patch said

    Harini.. was it your birthday?? Happy late returns if it was..
    Basher and Captain apparently did dancing… why is there no video????????

  5. Molly said

    Did you hear that?
    That was the sound of my uterus weeping.

  6. harini said

    Hey Naughty, yes it is. Thank you for the wishes…it’s still my birthday here so it’s not late!

    Aw, they danced? I echo Naughty, why didn’t the ATP get vids of that?

  7. irefusetotellyou said

    Excuse me. You can pull kid’s arms out of their sockets holding them up as seen in Photo B. Obviously everyone else was blinded by this fact due to the hotness next to said child.

  8. lauren said

    Marat: “I have plenty of time to find the right woman”
    Lauren: ME ME ME ME. I’m over here *jumps up and down waving frantically*

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