Tell Your Daughters, Do Not Walk the Streets Alone Tonight
Posted by gauloises1 on November 30, 2009
Congratulations to Bob and Mike Bryan, who defeated Max Miyrni and Andy Ram in straight sets to take the ATP World Tour Finals doubles trophy and the year-end no. 1 ranking.
The gutters will run red with blood.
New Balls, Please 
irefusetotellyou said
Gaul, please, please, PLEASE do not walk the streets alone tonight.
!!!PLEASE!!!
Otherwise you may be getting some form of BryBros autograph that you really, really did not want.
gauloises1 said
😆
I’m staying inside with the doors locked and a cricket bat at the ready. If they try to bust in here with a Sharpie, I’ll go Shaun of the Dead on their collective ass.
Seriously … they creep me out.
Mlle. Marseillaise (a.k.a Joan) said
Why do they creep you out?
gauloises1 said
They just do. Whenever I watch them win, I can’t help the sense that some poor woman is about to be put through the woodchipper.
greenhoppper said
Dude, you don’t cover doubles all week and you show up for this?
I’m disappointed in you.