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D Cup: Pico Out, Delbo In. Not a Typo.

Posted by gauloises1 on March 1, 2010

So, as I mentioned in a previous post, Juan Monaco injured what looked like an intercostal muscle during his semi-final match against Juan Carlos Ferrero in Acapulco on Friday. He is as a consequence out of a Davis Cup squad already lacking del Potro and Nalbandian and facing a tie against the nation of Robin Soderling. Even seeing him get a shirtless massage doesn’t make up for that.

So who are Argentina sending in his place in what is increasingly a suicide mission to Sweden? Step forth, Federico Del Bonis. Your time has come.

Delbo is nineteen years old, left-handed and, according to a tennistical expert of my acquaintance, ‘kind of looks like a handsomer Nose Job’. Leaving aside the fact that there is no such thing as a handsomer Nose Job, Del Bonis is currently ranked 211 in the world with a career high of 195, has won two Challenger titles and a Futures, is currently 1 for 6 in 2010, and has played just one ATP main draw match in his young life (against Wawrinka in Gstad). He lost it.

Still, I’m sure it’ll go well.

8 Responses to “D Cup: Pico Out, Delbo In. Not a Typo.”

  1. irefusetotellyou said

    I have faith in Delbo. Mostly because “Delbo” is as fun to say as “DelPo.”

    and c’mon — a Davis Cup team composed of (I’m assuming) Chucho, Horsey, and this guy? Could it get any BETTER?

    (Answer: yes, yes it could.)

    • irefusetotellyou said

      Just kidding about Chucho — he’s injured or vacationing or fell off the face of the Earth too, right?

      Schwank it is.

    • meretricula said

      no Chucho, he’s injured too. Horacio Zeballos and the awesomely named Eduardo Schwank will be repping for Argentina. which should just start crying now and save time.

      • gauloises1 said

        You know, I’m actually starting to look forward to it, in a really, really weird way.

        Ever read Eleanor Rigby where the protagonist gets her wisdom teeth removed in her forties and uses it as an excuse to go on a ‘verklempt-o-thon’? I’m going to treat it like that.

        • irefusetotellyou said

          Believe.

        • Nancy said

          you know what? ’cause I’m a sick twisted gal, I’m actually starting to want to watch even though I said i’m not gonna watch this massacre. oh well, I say a lot of things. Just give me a couple of wine bottles and I’m sure I’ll be able to get through this.

  2. naughty T....urbane gentleman said

    He is a del Bonus and looking at him gives me a del Boner quite frankly.

  3. Maria1 said

    Delbo and Delpo, LMAO how cute! Both cute (Delpo the cuter of the two) Crap, and more crap about Pico.

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