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Posted by irefusetotellyou on March 24, 2010

Today, March 24, is Gauloises’s birthday. I thought I’d scare her away surprise her with this bit of birthday insanity … feel free to post birthday wishes and/or proclamations of undying love in the comments section!

Now I happen to know that JMDP has been thinking an awful lot about Gaul’s birthday.

But Boss has, too. He even got a new tattoo for the occasion!

And look, Marin and Mario are at the door! What are you doing here, fellas?

Oh, look, they’ve brought Gaul some presents! … a cat in a pink feather boa, and Christ on a bike!

How thoughtful.

Now who’s at the door?


What did you bring for her, Horsey?

A fun new dance, you say? Something she can try out at the disco or at any other public place of her choosing?

The most important man of the night, however, is still Delpo.

What did you finally decide on doing for her, Elf?

You’re going to do … what? And then … WHAT!?


34 Responses to “IRTTalert: GAUL’S BIRTHDAY!”

  1. kefuoe said

    Happy Birthday

    And IRTTY– superb! If creating birthday wishes is not your profession, it should be.

  2. SA said

    Happy Birthday Gaul! Hope you have a great day.

  3. whitelinefervor said

    YAY! Happy birthday, gaul!

    And I agree with Kefuoe: if only EVERYONE should be so lucky as to get an IRTTday card!

    Great stuff!

  4. naughty T....urbane gentleman said

    oh oh oh IRTTY… now I have to clean up all this vomit from having heaved up laughing.
    Gauloise my darling, light of many a tennistical dark day. Have a fan-fucking-tastic birthday… please thank your parents for getting the job done and just know that if I could get Elfy to come round and give ya some good lovin’ I surely would. Meantime you are stuck with saddos like us.

  5. naughty T....urbane gentleman said

    … also I am so going to work out that Horseface-anova in the studio tomorrow.

  6. AmyLu said

    Happy Birthday, gauloises from both JJ and me!!! 🙂

    IRTTY, that was a phenomenal birthday card/post/greetings…the Christ on a Bike made me literally laugh out loud.

  7. Ribbons said

    *gasps out “Happy Birthday, Gaul!” in between fits of helpless giggling*

  8. Jackie said

    AHHHH! Happiest of birthdays to our incomparable gauloises! Hope it’s wonderful!

    (As wonderful as the IRTTY greeting. Perfect. JG(no first G).)

  9. linz said

    AAAH!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAUL!!!!! May it be as amazing as you are ❤ Thanks for all the fabulous bloggage this year, it has brightened many a dark day in my world. I hope you have lots of red wine and romance on your birthday.

    (IRTTY- you are a goddess- this is incredible)

  10. Imtotallyrad said

    Happy Birthday!!!! i know that doesnt mean much coming from some random strange off the internet…but still i mean it =) your blog has done for me what its done for so many, its managed to brightened even the darkest of my tennis related days!! I hope you have an awesome day….and dont pull anything busting out some fabulous horse face inspired dance moves!

  11. lauren said

    Happy Birthday Gaul, and may all your tall, dark wishes come true. Maybe not all at once. That would be uncomfortable.
    If your birthday is half as awesome as IRTTY’s card, then you’re in for a wild time.

    And IRRTY, I bow to thee. Elf on a box, with ewoks. Your mind is a miasma of brilliance.

  12. Kssmeford said

    Happy birthday Gaul from a quiet -but faithful- follower!!!


    (oh my, THAT Christ on THAT bike)

  13. Amberfan said

    Happy Birthday Gauloises!!!
    You ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is by far my fave tennis site and we don’t even share the same faves which is a testament to how good you really are 🙂

    May you get to climb the tower of Tandil – Cheers

  14. Crys said

    That is AMAZING. I had to look LONG and HARD at that thing in Elf’s hand before I realised it was a big sausage 😉

    Christ on a bike XD genius.

    • naughty T....urbane gentleman said

      oh my Lord on wheeled transport I did not even notice the famous Tandilese salami!!!!
      That is the nature of true art… there is always more to discover.

  15. Saoirse said

    Happy birthday Gaul! May this day be as special as you are, may your wildest, kinkiest, dirtiest South American dreams come true, may your party never runs out of booze and may you have the presence of mind to take a shit load of pictures!!! Have a blast!

    As for you IRTTY, I want to shag you. Hard.

  16. Cubbie said

    Hilarious stuff…. I love that Elf has such childish writing on his gift tag to his beloved.

    Have a great birthday!

  17. mrdarnley said

    Happy Birthday to the best tennis blogger out there!! What a great birthday post. Between the dancing, the boa and the salami you may need the rest of the week off work Hooyah! Have a great day!

  18. harini said

    Happy Birthday Gaul!!!

    Hope you’re having a great one. You should be having a great birthday what with all these party guests! 🙂

  19. Maria1 said

    *laughs* Happy Birthday Gauloises, hope you’ve had a great day. *notices Elf’s Salami for the first time* laughs even harder* Elf, JCF, Horseface, Mario and Marin, doesn’t get any better than this. XD I’m so glad I discovered this blog. 😀

  20. sophienz said

    Happy birthday Gauloises 🙂 Thanks for the hilarious blog. And thank you IRRTTY for including Elf’s truly amazing art in the first picture!

  21. crazyone said

    happy birthday, Gauloises!!! You and your blog are awesomesauce.

    As is IRTTY. Best birthday card ever.

  22. mina said

    leave it to me not to check in for a couple of days and totally miss this awesomeness going on. pffftt.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY G!!!!!!! may you write even more zany ELF-centric blogposts in the years to come.

    marry me, IRRTY!

  23. linex said

    Happy birthday Gauloises thanks for this wonderful tennis blog! And Irtty congrats on a great happy bithday geeting post, the horseface inclusion here made me laugh.

  24. jb (go smiley fed) said

    oh man – there is nothing i can say that can even approach the brilliance that is irtty!

    hope your b-day is lovely, and if i could ship you fireman juan in his fireman hat and bouquet of condoms I would.

    sadly I can only hope you dream sweet tandil dreams of your boyo! 🙂

  25. Mlle. Marseillaise (a.k.a Joan) said

    Damn, as usual I’m drunk and late to the party. All I can say is HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAUL!!! I hope to say the same thing for many more years to come. And IRTTY, this was amazing. I may start a blog just so that you can do this to me on my birthday 😉

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