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Miami: Weekend Results, Monday’s OOP

Posted by gauloises1 on March 29, 2010

My god in heaven, what happened here?!

Mardy Fish and Oliver Rochus, those rightly feared titans of the modern game, have struck again. Apparently. Christ on a bike.

In other news, Mandy’s lost his passion for tennis. It’s entirely Roger’s fault.

Meanwhile, Boss and Ferru have continued to be my new favourite sex bombs:

Nalby popped in to be briefly awesome before losing to Rafa:

And Rafa got some new and improved shorts:

Like a lemon drizzle cake.

Full Results

Sunday
Men’s Singles – Third Round
[4] R Nadal (ESP) d [WC] D Nalbandian (ARG) 67(8) 62 62
[6] A Roddick (USA) d S Stakhovsky (UKR) 62 61
[8] J Tsonga (FRA) d [28] P Kohlschreiber (GER) 62 75
[12] J Ferrero (ESP) d [17] J Isner (USA) 62 36 63
[15] D Ferrer (ESP) d [24] I Karlovic (CRO) 76(5) 63
B Becker (GER) d [18] T Robredo (ESP) 16 64 76(1)
[27] T Bellucci (BRA) d O Rochus (BEL) 63 64
[33] N Almagro (ESP) d J Chardy (FRA) 62 67(9) 63

Women’s Singles – Third Round
[2] C Wozniacki (DEN) d [32] M Kirilenko (RUS) 16 61 64
[4] V Azarenka (BLR) d L Safarova (CZE) 64 62
[7] J Jankovic (SRB) d [28] E Vesnina (RUS) 76(3) 63
[9] S Stosur (AUS) d V Razzano (FRA) 64 57 61
[11] V Zvonareva (RUS) d S Errani (ITA) 62 63
[14] K Clijsters (BEL) d [17] S Peer (ISR) 60 61
[22] A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) d [15] F Schiavone (ITA) 75 63
[WC] J Henin (BEL) d [26] D Cibulkova (SVK) 64 64

Men’s Doubles – First Round
[1] D Nestor (CAN) / N Zimonjic (SRB) d [Alt] D Istomin (UZB) / F Moser (GER) 60 62
[3] L Dlouhy (CZE) / L Paes (IND) d R Hutchins (GBR) / J Kerr (AUS) 64 76(4)
[4] M Bhupathi (IND) / M Mirnyi (BLR) d S Huss (AUS) / W Moodie (RSA) 64 75
[6] S Aspelin (SWE) / P Hanley (AUS) d J Melzer (AUT) / P Petzschner (GER) 63 67(4) 14-12
[7] F Cermak (CZE) / M Mertinak (SVK) d R Lindstedt (SWE) / H Tecau (ROU) 76(1) 64
F Lopez (ESP) / F Verdasco (ESP) d M Llodra (FRA) / A Ram (ISR) 62 75
E Butorac (USA) / R Ram (USA) d [WC] R Harrison (USA) / N Lapentti (ECU) 61 75
I Andreev (RUS) / M Youzhny (RUS) d M Fish (USA) / M Knowles (BAH) 75 64

Women’s Doubles – Second Round
G Dulko (ARG) / F Pennetta (ITA) d [2] N Llagostera Vives (ESP) / M Martinez Sanchez (ESP) 46 63 10-7
[3] N Petrova (RUS) / S Stosur (AUS) d O Govortsova (BLR) / A Kudryavtseva (RUS) 60 75
Y Chan (TPE) / J Zheng (CHN) d N Grandin (RSA) / A Spears (USA) 64 46 11-9
M Kirilenko (RUS) / A Radwanska (POL) d [WC] K Clijsters (BEL) / K Flipkens (BEL) 62 75
J Coin (FRA) / V King (USA) d K Jans (POL) / V Uhlirova (CZE) 64 62

Saturday
Men’s Singles – Second Round
[1] R Federer (SUI) d [LL] N Lapentti (ECU) 63 63
M Fish (USA) d [3] A Murray (GBR) 64 64
[5] R Soderling (SWE) d P Luczak (AUS) 76(5) 60
[7] M Cilic (CRO) d S Robert (FRA) 63 61
[9] F Gonzalez (CHI) d [Q] Y Lu (TPE) 64 64
[10] F Verdasco (ESP) d D Sela (ISR) 61 62
[13] M Youzhny (RUS) d [Q] S Giraldo (COL) 60 61
[16] T Berdych (CZE) d T de Bakker (NED) 63 64
[19] S Wawrinka (SUI) d [Q] K Anderson (RSA) 64 75
H Zeballos (ARG) d [20] G Simon (FRA) 62 63
[22] J Monaco (ARG) d [Q] M Ilhan (TUR) 62 75
[23] J Melzer (AUT) d A Falla (COL) 63 64
[25] M Baghdatis (CYP) d J Chela (ARG) 62 64
F Serra (FRA) d [26] A Montanes (ESP) 63 36 62
[29] F Lopez (ESP) d M Berrer (GER) 76(2) 75
P Petzschner (GER) d [31] J Tipsarevic (SRB) 64 60

Women’s Singles – Third Round
[1] S Kuznetsova (RUS) d [27] A Szavay (HUN) 62 63
[3] V Williams (USA) d R Vinci (ITA) 61 64
[6] A Radwanska (POL) d [25] A Ivanovic (SRB) 75 75
[12] Y Wickmayer (BEL) d [WC] P Martic (CRO) 63 63
[13] M Bartoli (FRA) d G Dulko (ARG) 76(2) 64
[19] D Hantuchova (SVK) d [16] N Petrova (RUS) 62 64
Y Shvedova (KAZ) d A Petkovic (GER) 60 57 75
T Bacsinszky (SUI) d P Hercog (SLO) 62 62

Men’s Doubles – First Round
[2] B Bryan (USA) / M Bryan (USA) d [WC] R Nadal (ESP) / B Salva-Vidal (ESP) 60 63
B Becker (GER) / M Kohlmann (GER) d [5] L Kubot (POL) / O Marach (AUT) 61 76
[8] M Fyrstenberg (POL) / M Matkowski (POL) d J Knowle (AUT) / P Kohlschreiber (GER) 67(4) 75 14-12
J Isner (USA) / S Querrey (USA) d J Brunstrom (SWE) / J Rojer (AHO) 46 63 10-7
A Clement (FRA) / J Tsonga (FRA) d G Garcia-Lopez (ESP) / A Montanes (ESP) 26 63 10-5
N Almagro (ESP) / T Robredo (ESP) d M Melo (BRA) / B Soares (BRA) 62 46 14-12
M Damm (CZE) / F Polasek (SVK) d I Karlovic (CRO) / D Vemic (SRB) 62 76(5)
T Bellucci (BRA) / M Lopez (ESP) d C Kas (GER) / D Norman (BEL) 36 63 10-8

Women’s Doubles – Second Round
[5] A Kleybanova (RUS) / F Schiavone (ITA) d M Niculescu (ROU) / E Vesnina (RUS) 76(4) 75

Women’s Doubles – First Round
N Grandin (RSA) / A Spears (USA) d [1] C Black (ZIM) / L Huber (USA) 36 64 10-7
[4] L Raymond (USA) / R Stubbs (AUS) d A Medina Garrigues (ESP) / C Wozniacki (DEN) 57 63 10-5
M Kirilenko (RUS) / A Radwanska (POL) d [6] B Mattek-Sands (USA) / Z Yan (CHN) 62 64
[8] E Makarova (RUS) / S Peng (CHN) d I Senoglu (TUR) / Y Shvedova (KAZ) 60 61
K Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) d T Garbin (ITA) / V Ruano Pascual (ESP) 62 60

Friday
Men’s Singles – Second Round
O Rochus (BEL) d [2] N Djokovic (SRB) 62 67(7) 64
[4] R Nadal (ESP) d T Dent (USA) 64 63
[6] A Roddick (USA) d I Andreev (RUS) 64 64
[8] J Tsonga (FRA) d G Garcia-Lopez (ESP) 64 63
B Becker (GER) d [11] I Ljubicic (CRO) 46 01 ret. (back)
[12] J Ferrero (ESP) d D Koellerer (AUT) 40 ret. (right elbow)
[15] D Ferrer (ESP) d M Llodra (FRA) 62 64
[17] J Isner (USA) d M Russell (USA) 76(5) 26 76(5)
[18] T Robredo (ESP) d [Q] I Marchenko (UKR) 63 46 64
J Chardy (FRA) d [21] S Querrey (USA) 46 64 62
[24] I Karlovic (CRO) d D Gimeno-Traver (ESP) 63 67(5) 63
[27] T Bellucci (BRA) d J Blake (USA) 36 61 62
[28] P Kohlschreiber (GER) d F Mayer (GER) 66 ret. (hamstring)
[WC] D Nalbandian (ARG) d [30] V Troicki (SRB) 63 46 64
S Stakhovsky (UKR) d [32] J Benneteau (FRA) 63 76(5)
[33] N Almagro (ESP) d E Schwank (ARG) 64 75

Women’s Singles – Second Round
[2] C Wozniacki (DEN) d [Q] T Pironkova (BUL) 36 63 64
[4] V Azarenka (BLR) d A Dulgheru (ROU) 63 62
[WC] J Henin (BEL) d [5] E Dementieva (RUS) 63 62
[7] J Jankovic (SRB) d [Q] M Koryttseva (UKR) 64 60
[9] S Stosur (AUS) d C Suarez Navarro (ESP) 46 75 62
[11] V Zvonareva (RUS) d M Oudin (USA) 61 62
[14] K Clijsters (BEL) d P Kvitova (CZE) 61 61
[15] F Schiavone (ITA) d A Cornet (FRA) 63 62
[17] S Peer (ISR) d A Kudryavtseva (RUS) 61 60
V Razzano (FRA) d [20] J Zheng (CHN) 64 62
[22] A Pavlyuchenkova (RUS) d T Paszek (AUT) 76(4) 46 63
S Errani (ITA) d [24] A Kleybanova (RUS) 64 75
[26] D Cibulkova (SVK) d [Q] S Arvidsson (SWE) 60 62
[28] E Vesnina (RUS) d J Goerges (GER) 63 64
L Safarova (CZE) d [29] M Martinez Sanchez (ESP) 46 76(3) 62
[32] M Kirilenko (RUS) d M Czink (HUN) 46 62 76(4)

Men’s Doubles – First Round
J Melzer (AUT) / P Petzschner (GER) vs [6] S Aspelin (SWE) / P Hanley (AUS) – postponed due to rain
[WC] R Harrison (USA) / N Lapentti (ECU) vs E Butorac (USA) / R Ram (USA) – postponed due to rain
M Llodra (FRA) / A Ram (ISR) vs F Lopez (ESP) / F Verdasco (ESP) – postponed due to rain
M Damm (CZE) / F Polasek (SVK) vs I Karlovic (CRO) / D Vemic (SRB) – postponed due to rain

Women’s Doubles – First Round
[1] C Black (ZIM) / L Huber (USA) vs N Grandin (RSA) / A Spears (USA) – postponed due to rain
A Medina Garrigues (ESP) / C Wozniacki (DEN) vs [4] L Raymond (USA) / R Stubbs (AUS) – postponed due to rain
[6] B Mattek-Sands (USA) / Z Yan (CHN) vs M Kirilenko (RUS) / A Radwanska (POL) – postponed due to rain
I Senoglu (TUR) / Y Shvedova (KAZ) vs [8] E Makarova (RUS) / S Peng (CHN) – postponed due to rain
L Dekmeijere (LAT) / P Schnyder (SUI) d V Dushevina (RUS) / A Rodionova (AUS) 63 36 10-5
T Garbin (ITA) / V Ruano Pascual (ESP) vs K Peschke (CZE) / K Srebotnik (SLO) – postponed due to rain
J Coin (FRA) / V King (USA) d A Bondarenko (UKR) / G Voskoboeva (KAZ) 57 64 10-8

Today’s OOP brought to you by Baggy’s “the ground, I am on it” face.

Order of Play

STADIUM start 11:00 am
M Fish (USA) vs [29] F Lopez (ESP) – ATP

Not Before 1:00 PM
[1] R Federer (SUI) vs F Serra (FRA) – ATP
[3] V Williams (USA) vs [19] D Hantuchova (SVK) – WTA

Not Before 4:30 PM
[14] K Clijsters (BEL) vs [4] V Azarenka (BLR) – WTA

Not Before 7:00 PM
[9] F Gonzalez (CHI) vs [22] J Monaco (ARG) – ATP

Not Before 8:30 PM
[WC] J Henin (BEL) vs [11] V Zvonareva (RUS) – WTA

GRANDSTAND start 11:00 am
[1] S Kuznetsova (RUS) vs [13] M Bartoli (FRA) – WTA

10 Responses to “Miami: Weekend Results, Monday’s OOP”

  1. Imtotallyrad said

    dear lord the “rr’s” are looking good!! at first i was skeptical of JCFs beard thing but damn it looks good and ferru doign whatever it is that he’s doing to his shirt…is just unnecessarily yum

  2. Aleksa said

    Welcome back. You were missed.

    I am still holding my nose.
    Muzzole debacle caused me physical pain. True story.

  3. Aleksa said

    NB.
    Nole in the shades has finally made an appearance. Success.

  4. Bismarck said

    what´s NB´s official stand re boss´s facial hair? (looks well great, doesn´t it?)

    • gauloises1 said

      I must confess I didn’t think I’d like it (when I was sneakily checking on twitter and stuff on my weekend away and seeing comments like ZOMG BOSS BEARD WHAT). But it’s growing on me (as well as on him). He looks like a sort of dangerous uncle, or a Renaissance courtier who goes off and terrorises the seas before returning back to the court reeking of seawater and adventure, flinging handfuls of gold to the cheering populace and seducing maids of honour with heaving bosoms behind tapestries while Mass is going on, you know? And then he’s off again with the peasants strewing flowers beneath his horse’s hooves, leaving behind all sorts of defiled and impregnated virgins, but nobody really minds because he’s so cool until one day he goes too far and his pride causes him to fall out with the king (who’s always been secretly jealous of him anyway), and he attempts a wild and reckless attempt at revolution which seems for one glorious hour like it’s going to work before his followers are bought off or get too scared and they slowly melt away until all he’s left with is one faithful retainer who refuses to leave his side until Boss has to draw his sword on him and be all like IF YOU LOVE ME, GO! and the retainer stumbles away with tears streaming down his face, and then he gets captured and taken to the Tower while the crowds that used to love him bay for his blood and writes melancholy and magnificent poems about the essential instability and mutability of life and then makes a high-hearted speech in his shirtsleeves on the scaffold claiming he was ever a faithful servant of Eng- …. er, Spain, and then has his head cut off and the people cry and mourn and say that they’ll never see his like again. You know?

      I suppose what I’m saying is that I like it.

      • Imtotallyrad said

        good to see this “does boss look good with a beard” thing hasnt played on your mind to much…

      • Cubbie said

        Hee- I have always felt like Boss has 16th century aristocratic type of hotness- sort of of another time and quite patrician. I could picture him in a doublet and cod piece. The beard keeps with the theme.

        • mina said

          LOL thank you for the imagery. that Boss pic is so much win.

          in other news, i’m getting a Skype number right next to Kohlschreiber’s name in the doubles result thingy… should i take this as a hint that he of the technotastic websitage and i are meant to be?!

  5. irefusetotellyou said

    So much going on here to make me 😆 😆 😆 like nobody’s bisness.

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